Non-member: So, tell me about the things you do in the temple
Mormon: We only talk about it in the temple.
NM: Oh, it’s a secret?
Mormon: NO, it’s sacred, so we don’t talk about it.
NM: ....like a secret??
Mormon: It’s just too sacred to tell you.
NM: But....keeping information to yourself instead of sharing it is a secret
Mormon: No, no, no it’s sacred. I’d totally tell you in the temple, if you were a member.
NM: So, it’s a church secret.
Mormon: Oh, of course not, we gladly share the info with anyone once they go to the temple.
NM: You’d share the secret info??
Mormon: Sacred info
NM: ........Oh, for heavens sake, you just don’t know the difference between sacred and secret
Mormon: With that type of language, you’ll never get to the temple.
NM: ???????? Don't get your garments in a wad I have ways to get into your temples thanks to NewNameNoah...