I have experiences that I can't deny
These experiences include praying for relief from depression that God ignored, receiving priesthood blessings that didn't help, being bored for several hours every sunday, being bored for several hours during every temple visit, being told how to vote, realizing the church is all bullshit, being shocked and disgusted reading about Pedo Joe, and submitting my resignation last week. And this is just a small sampling!
I can't deny that all these experiences happened and completely support my anti-testimony.
I say these thing in the name of cheese and rice, amen.