"I love to see the temple I'll learn secret Handshakes in there someday... Learn the secret passwords and dress in funny costumes and do weird chants at an altar... I Mean I'll pray..."

I love to see the temple.
I'm going there someday.
To learn the secret passwords,.
And how much I have to pay.
For the temple is a house of handshakes.
A place of costumes that hates Gays.


I love to see the temple.
I'm going there someday.
To feel the Holy Spirit,.
To listen and to pray.
For the temple is a house of God,.
A place of love and beauty.

Why is it that ONLY Satan is the ONLY honest person in the Mormon Temple Ceremony?

LUCIFER APPROACHES ADAM

[Lucifer enters.]

LUCIFER: Well, Adam, you have a new world here.

ADAM: A new world?

LUCIFER: Yes, a new world, patterned after the old one where you used to live.

ADAM: I know nothing about any other world.

LUCIFER: Oh, I see--your eyes are not yet opened. You have forgotten everything. You must eat some of the fruit of that tree.

[Lucifer pantomimes picking two pieces of fruit from the tree of knowledge of good and evil. He offers the fruit to Adam.]

Adam, here is some of the fruit of this tree. It will make you wise.

ADAM: I will not partake of that fruit. Father told me that in the day I should partake of it, I should surely die.

LUCIFER: You shall not surely die, but shall be as the Gods, knowing good and evil.

ADAM: I will not partake of it.

LUCIFER: Oh you will not? Well, we shall see.

[Adam withdraws from view.]